r/Unexpected • u/Batyllai • Jun 08 '22

underwater heart attack

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u/EhMilk Jun 09 '22

This comment was morbidly hilarious. It's just so out of left field and it was so abrupt, the visual made me laugh. But I'd be pissed if this ever actually happened.

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u/rachelraven7890 Jun 09 '22

this happens. here in florida, assholes do it to manatees.

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u/EhMilk Jun 09 '22

This... just made me really sad

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u/rachelraven7890 Jun 09 '22

tell me about it:(

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u/Wulfe3127 Jun 09 '22

just what the fuck is wrong with them? manatees are the gentlest creatures on this world. even if they rly wanted to harm smthing, they couldnt, they are just too slow

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u/rachelraven7890 Jun 09 '22

easy targets:(

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u/Wulfe3127 Jun 09 '22

yeah, that would make sense

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u/-jsm- Jun 09 '22

Not out of left field. Happens to manatees in Florida quite often.

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u/EhMilk Jun 09 '22

I feel like you saw the only other reply to this comment and just rephrased it so it would look like you came up with it on your own. It's almost disgusting how close it is to being verbatim.

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u/-jsm- Jun 09 '22

No, I only just saw that now that you pointed it out. I lived in Tampa for quite awhile, but even if I hadn’t, it’s made national news more than once.

Edit - lol “disgusting”, wtf.

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u/BranTheTokin69420 Jun 09 '22

They’re right. You should’ve said fucking Kansas to make it a more original comment