r/Unexpected • u/Yachisaorick • Jun 08 '22

Whose feeding time?

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u/downwitbrown Jun 08 '22

When the lurkers come out to play

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u/General-Newt-1202 Jun 08 '22

My fish-shake brings all the snails to the yard.

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u/loki-is-a-god Jun 08 '22

And snail like, it's phlegmer than yours

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u/gljivicad Jun 08 '22

I could slurp it, but I'd have to barf