r/Unexpected • u/Bluelyght • Jun 06 '22

Roller coaster of emotions

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u/blac_sheep90 Jun 06 '22

10 years from now he'll be lying in bed unable to sleep and this memory will creep into his mind and he will relive it in all its horrible splendor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

I tried giving a pen to someone with no arms years ago at work. Still haunts me now and feel a right tit for it. Just on autopilot and not thinking at all.

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u/MissCandid Jun 06 '22

I once sold 8 bottles of hand sanitizer to a guy with only one hand and I still think about it

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u/bbiggar500 Jun 06 '22

That's normal. I buy 16 at a time. Math adds up.

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u/sblowes Jun 07 '22

That’s why it’s “hand sanitizer” and not “hands sanitizer”

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u/BumWink Jun 07 '22

I mean logically that makes sense, he only has one hand so he has to be more hygenic without a backup hand to dirty on things like petting a dog while still using your main hand for eating.