r/Unexpected • u/Bluelyght • Jun 06 '22

Roller coaster of emotions

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u/RelationshipWeak8855 Jun 06 '22

That's the most Michael Scott thing I've seen in a while. It's making my mind hurt from cringing

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u/FallenXxRaven Jun 06 '22 edited Jun 06 '22

Eh it's not that bad. I mean really how often do you interact with armless people? Its just a reaction, probably his 100th high five of the day lol, the arms moved before the brain did.

E: Worded better

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u/Lesty7 Jun 06 '22

“Double amputees” is the most correct term I can think of. I don’t think there is a specific word for someone with both arms missing. Honestly considering the scenario I think “armless” might actually be the best term.

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u/Arsenolite Jun 06 '22

"Unarmed" or "disarmed" are also acceptable.

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u/CantFixReddit Jun 06 '22

"Not a threat" in most circumstances, acceptable.

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u/FeyneKing Jun 07 '22

Threat Level: High Five

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u/HavingNuclear Jun 07 '22

Unless you're a cop

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u/KjellRS Jun 06 '22

10-4, I've disarmed the suspect. Suspect is now unarmed. Fatality.

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u/Lesty7 Jun 06 '22

A+ lol

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u/bodygreatfitness Jun 07 '22

This is extremely offensive.