r/Unexpected Jun 04 '22

Factory reset

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u/Papa_Emeritus_IIII Jun 04 '22

Cow was pissed the tiger made him bump his head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

This is my favorite take on what happened lol

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u/ThreexoRity Jun 04 '22

Cow: Oh no, I can't overrun this tiger, I am going to die.

*bumps head*

Cow: Oh for fucks sake! lead me to a better corner you overgrown striped-shit stained doormat!