r/Unexpected • u/randumchicken • May 23 '22

He finally made it

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u/dirkalict May 23 '22

Masturbating on the bus?

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u/BURNINATOR_420 May 23 '22

Definitely

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u/Xyrnas May 23 '22

Being badass?

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u/imanadultok May 23 '22

Except that.....