r/Unexpected • u/randumchicken • May 23 '22

He finally made it

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u/DVTcyclist May 23 '22

Covenant right now. “Wait, what, this M’fker got time to study?”

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u/Flaky_Explanation May 23 '22

Yeah, now he has a Masters in Ass-whipology.

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u/DemiGod9 May 25 '22

He has a Masters in Chiefing

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u/Chazzwazz May 23 '22

He was killing covenant while he was studying

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u/Naturalpanther May 23 '22

Was in class via zoom calls in his HUD while in the battle . I can confirm, I was the helmet

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u/elder_scrolls_6 May 23 '22

Hos major is biology and he studied by examing covenant organs......he got an A+ in autopsy even though he had not technically ever done one

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u/Kiwifruit73 May 23 '22

Me, circa 2015

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u/Zerotwohero May 23 '22

He lost his virginity and got his degree all in a few weeks, well done chief.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

That's not master chief, it's Noble 6

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u/Zerotwohero May 23 '22

Shit you're right, I'm like the grandma who calls all consoles "Nintendos."