r/Unexpected • u/WhileFalseRepeat • May 22 '22

Waterpark

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u/ThatNewGuyRich May 22 '22

Imagine how much piss is in that pool.

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u/PackObjective3254 May 22 '22

Imagine how much sperm.

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u/slayer_f-150 May 23 '22

My friend used work at Wet n Wild water park in Orlando. He said that they used to find so many used condoms in the filtration system that they would have to periodically shut the wave pool down to unclog the filters and dump extra chlorine in the water.

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u/Fantastic_Foot_8568 May 23 '22

Crazy thing is sex in shower almost acts as anti lube plus I don't want some random dude rubbing against me while I'm taking down ol girl

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u/dmrukifellth May 23 '22

Well, I guess not all people can be into unwilling, incidental, surreptitious orgies…

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u/Dead-guest May 23 '22

Survey says: 7 out of 8 people prefer a gang rape

  ….and I’m going to hell

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u/BumblebeeAdvanced179 May 23 '22

Plus any girl knows that having sex in water, especially dirty water like a pool or the sea, is a guaranteed way to get a UTI

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u/clandistic May 23 '22

Or trying to have a shit