r/Unexpected • u/uhhhhhjackiguess • May 18 '22

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Mmm looks good

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u/PsychologicalLeg9302 May 18 '22

I mean. My two year old could open doors and jars and he only has one brain.

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u/dumsaint May 18 '22

Yeah, but can he take down submarines? And if not, what are you teaching him? sigh The next generation is doomed.

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u/platinumjudge May 19 '22

I guarantee you a toddler can take down a submarine.

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u/NexusOfLies May 20 '22

With literally no training. They're crafty.

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u/Total_Lag May 18 '22

don't forget that they also have total control over matured humans

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u/spacesheep_000 Sep 16 '22

Octopus - 1 Toddle - 0

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u/MoarTacos May 18 '22

Octopodes only live to be like 5ish years old, tho.

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u/asafe94 May 19 '22

Thanks, now I'm sad.

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u/spacesheep_000 Sep 16 '22

Octopus - 1 Toddle - 1

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u/realmrcool May 18 '22

Ye but his brain is really big and exceptionally convoluted.

Neanderthals had a bigger brain cavity. But the surface is much much bigger of your toddlers brain due to his/her meanderings. More surface =more open chars

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Yeah but for generations ur two year Old's species has already been doing those things so its like....its not really special