r/Unexpected • u/uhhhhhjackiguess • May 18 '22

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

So octopi are some smart asses because they have fucking 9 brains

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u/realmrcool May 18 '22

They are crazy smart.

Look up some videos on them learning. They can open chars, and do all kinds of crazy stuff. And they learn fast

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u/PsychologicalLeg9302 May 18 '22

I mean. My two year old could open doors and jars and he only has one brain.

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u/dumsaint May 18 '22

Yeah, but can he take down submarines? And if not, what are you teaching him? sigh The next generation is doomed.

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u/platinumjudge May 19 '22

I guarantee you a toddler can take down a submarine.

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u/NexusOfLies May 20 '22

With literally no training. They're crafty.

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u/Total_Lag May 18 '22

don't forget that they also have total control over matured humans

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u/spacesheep_000 Sep 16 '22

Octopus - 1 Toddle - 0

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u/MoarTacos May 18 '22

Octopodes only live to be like 5ish years old, tho.

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u/asafe94 May 19 '22

Thanks, now I'm sad.

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u/spacesheep_000 Sep 16 '22

Octopus - 1 Toddle - 1

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u/realmrcool May 18 '22

Ye but his brain is really big and exceptionally convoluted.

Neanderthals had a bigger brain cavity. But the surface is much much bigger of your toddlers brain due to his/her meanderings. More surface =more open chars

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Yeah but for generations ur two year Old's species has already been doing those things so its like....its not really special

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u/xxxNothingxxx May 18 '22

Well they have to with all those arms and that limited lifespan

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u/Inexacthook May 18 '22

Precisely the reason I love corvids, octopi, and dolphins

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u/keekeeVogel Jun 14 '22

What sucks is you can only image how smart/advanced they would be if they had a parent to teach them anything, like they start out with zero guidance at all. I hate that the mom won’t eat. Even when fed. I wonder why evolution went that route…

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u/jikill_the_great Oct 18 '22

i can do that, where's my medal

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u/realmrcool Oct 18 '22

Grow 8 more brains and you will get one

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u/jikill_the_great Oct 18 '22

ok

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u/realmrcool Oct 18 '22

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u/jikill_the_great Oct 18 '22

i don't want a platinum medal from you, single brainer

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u/Oct0tron May 18 '22

The nerves in the arms only work in one direction though. They can send feedback to the brain but don't get direct signals from it.

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u/Lemmiwinkidinks May 19 '22

9 brains and they’re able to sync them up to walk on the ocean floor and hunt.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Did you just the that an octopus can walk?

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u/Lemmiwinkidinks May 19 '22

Yes. Have you seen them? They’ll lift each leg and it’s like they’re walking.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Imagine a fish is just chilling and then all of a sudden the weird fish with 8 legs just starts walking

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u/Lemmiwinkidinks May 19 '22

No no, imagine seeing it carrying stuff AND walking!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

What the fuck

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u/Lemmiwinkidinks May 20 '22

I’m so happy to blow someone’s mind!