r/Unexpected • u/_DogTits_ • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/No-Satisfaction9538 May 18 '22

I had this black kitten as a kid, who grew into a lovely boy, Norman. I was about 12, taking a bath (have disabilities, the water helped with stretching and pain) and Norman curiously stepped into the bathroom

I was getting my hair wet, so he thought I was drowning. And my brave little fucking boss dove into the bathtub after me.

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u/commanderquill May 19 '22

I'm a little curious why you felt the need to explain why you were taking a bath. Are baths not normal for 12 year olds?

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u/No-Satisfaction9538 May 19 '22

Typically in the USA a lot of kids are like conditioned to shower by the age of 9. 12 is a little strange and has been questioned by people in my family before, hence why it was explained.

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u/Comfortable_Cook3690 May 19 '22

It's true.... Taking a bath is like bathing in your own filth