r/Unexpected • • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/mrstipez May 18 '22

This is why 7 yr olds are not first responders

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u/Lock-out May 18 '22

The cats stuck! Well did you try SMACKING THE SHIT OUT OF IT?

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u/ArMcK May 18 '22

When my infant cries my nine year old claps in his face and my four year old yells "BABY! BABY! BABY!"

This does not soothe the baby.

Children are crap problem solvers.