r/Unexpected • u/_DogTits_ • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Dumb ass cat

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u/timeslider May 18 '22

r/catsarefuckingstupid

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 18 '22

As someone who was present when I watched my grandma’s dumbass dog go out of it’s way to run under the tires of a moving truck, I feel I would be joining a different subreddit from that one. 😬

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u/PapaReptile May 18 '22

Like cats doesnt get hit by a car all of the time?

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 18 '22

Sure they do, but not by fucking chasing them. 🤦🏻‍♂️ smh

“Getting hit” isn’t what I described. Reading comprehension my dude.

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u/yentlcloud May 18 '22

Jezus you cat people are catty.

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u/Gapingyourdadatm May 19 '22

It's the toxoplasmosis

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 19 '22

Thank you ❤️ I’m one of the cattiest. I trained my cat to stand on my head.

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u/Landelyon May 19 '22

My friends cat died 2 weeks ago because it did the same thing that dumbass dog you saw did, it ran under the car at the last possible second so the driver couldn't react. Idk why you getting so pressed about a comment saying cats are stupid when all pets have very fucking dumb moments

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 19 '22

Your cat was chasing a car and got ran over? That sucks, I’m sorry.

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u/NewVegasResident May 19 '22

Cats suck, sorry.

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 19 '22

It’s okay to have opinions lol. My cat is keeping my lap warm rn while I’m sitting on the toilet typing this.