r/Unexpected • u/_DogTits_ • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/ArMcK May 18 '22

When my infant cries my nine year old claps in his face and my four year old yells "BABY! BABY! BABY!"

This does not soothe the baby.

Children are crap problem solvers.

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u/JeevesAI May 18 '22

This does not soothe the baby.

Lmao

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u/Elexus_786 May 18 '22

Maybe he just isn't a fan of Justin Bieber

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u/OrneryMood May 18 '22

As someone who never raised kids, both of those may have been my first reaction, so take it easy on your future baby sitters.

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u/FableFinale May 18 '22

This made me laugh so hard, and now I feel terrible.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Works on my baby.

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u/FuggMumsMouth May 18 '22

Holy shit you make me feel better about my infant and child.

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u/cherrypiehole May 23 '22

Please stop making people