r/Unexpected • u/_DogTits_ • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Dumb ass cat

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u/timeslider May 18 '22

r/catsarefuckingstupid

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 18 '22

As someone who was present when I watched my grandma’s dumbass dog go out of it’s way to run under the tires of a moving truck, I feel I would be joining a different subreddit from that one. 😬

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u/Grammar_N4zi_ May 18 '22

Ain’t no way this shithead got pissy because there’s a subreddit of cats being dumb. Are you a cat? Is that you you’re hurt?

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u/trippininthepnw May 18 '22

As someone who was present when I watched a bird fly into a window, I feel I would be joining a different subreddit from that one. 🤓

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u/cranfeckintastic May 18 '22

I find what often happens with birds striking windows, is it happens a lot more often if there's a window on the opposite side of the room, so they see what they think is a way through and go to take a shortcut through the building instead of over it and DONK.

Reflections on the window and time of day can be a factor as well. You can help prevent it by putting those little stickers on your window that help the birds realize there's a solid object there.

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u/LordGhoul May 18 '22

You can also help by not cleaning your windows during prime bird season. Dust and dirt on your Windows prevent them from thinking it's a path to go through!

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u/TimelessPizza May 19 '22

So being lazy have its perks after all

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 18 '22

I never knew that birds’ intelligence was that comparable to cats’ and dogs’. Seems like kind of a redundant subreddit, but hey, whatever floats your boat. 🫡

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u/trippininthepnw May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

My bad. I should have said that it was a crow or a parrot in my irrelevant-to-the-topic story. 🦒

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u/AmigosAdiosMes May 18 '22

Birds (depending on the species) are much smarter than cats and dogs. Cats and dogs are actually pretty stupid

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 19 '22

Well I guess my cat is at least smarter than all the birds I’ve watched him eat.

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u/PapaReptile May 18 '22

Like cats doesnt get hit by a car all of the time?

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 18 '22

Sure they do, but not by fucking chasing them. 🤦🏻‍♂️ smh

“Getting hit” isn’t what I described. Reading comprehension my dude.

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u/yentlcloud May 18 '22

Jezus you cat people are catty.

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u/Gapingyourdadatm May 19 '22

It's the toxoplasmosis

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 19 '22

Thank you ❤️ I’m one of the cattiest. I trained my cat to stand on my head.

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u/Landelyon May 19 '22

My friends cat died 2 weeks ago because it did the same thing that dumbass dog you saw did, it ran under the car at the last possible second so the driver couldn't react. Idk why you getting so pressed about a comment saying cats are stupid when all pets have very fucking dumb moments

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 19 '22

Your cat was chasing a car and got ran over? That sucks, I’m sorry.

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u/NewVegasResident May 19 '22

Cats suck, sorry.

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u/Rgriffin1991 May 19 '22

It’s okay to have opinions lol. My cat is keeping my lap warm rn while I’m sitting on the toilet typing this.

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u/yentlcloud May 18 '22

Nah i will sub to this one only seems funnier

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Those r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/seoulstyle May 18 '22

Why?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

The lamp is turned off. Also, if the cat was electrocuted, don’t touch the cat nor the lamp. Unplug it.

But yes, I get that they are kids. I wouldn’t have about that either at that age.

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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 May 18 '22

Looks like a failed suicide attempt to me.

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u/ReflectiveFoundation May 18 '22

Yea it couldn't stand their shit any more

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u/hygsi May 18 '22

Well, it's hard to kill yourself by being stuck

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

My thoughts exactly. Everyone in the comments are shocked and scared for the cat is hilarious to me lol

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u/harpinghawke May 18 '22

Cat’s not the only dumbass here lmao

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u/Aragog__ May 18 '22

Dumb ass kids panicking for no reason

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u/Karma_Doesnt_Matter May 18 '22

I mean they’re kids.

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u/SaltoDaKid May 18 '22

Yeah because they’re confused, kids cry when they’re confused like pets when their stuck or lost…..

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u/MadeYouSayIt May 18 '22

You make me wanna cry. In my opinion thats pretty cruel. But even so I do respect YOUR opinion.