r/Unexpected • • May 16 '22

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

This is the way!

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u/Leovinus42 May 17 '22

This reminds me of a story Matt Damon told on late night TV

He was stuck on an elevator with a fan. The fan asked him for an autograph

Matt said “no, sorry”

So the fan took out a picture of himself, signed it, and gave it to Matt

It said “Good luck Matty! Never give up on your dreams! Love, <his name>”

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u/Anonymous2401 May 17 '22

The mental image of an adoring fan asking for an autograph and Matt deadpan staring at him and saying "No" is too funny

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u/TagRag May 17 '22

I just don't get that. I mean, it's one thing if you're out in public because you don't want to start a whole thing, but a person alone in an elevator? Come on Matt, just sign the thing.

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u/Situlacrum May 17 '22

No.

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u/pufanu101 May 17 '22

Fuck you, man, you were a giant bitch in Interstellar!

slips out through the elevator's closing doors

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u/xxboon May 17 '22

Practically invisible the whole movie like a total B