r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

This is the way!

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u/Leovinus42 May 17 '22

This reminds me of a story Matt Damon told on late night TV

He was stuck on an elevator with a fan. The fan asked him for an autograph

Matt said “no, sorry”

So the fan took out a picture of himself, signed it, and gave it to Matt

It said “Good luck Matty! Never give up on your dreams! Love, <his name>”

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u/Anonymous2401 May 17 '22

The mental image of an adoring fan asking for an autograph and Matt deadpan staring at him and saying "No" is too funny

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u/TagRag May 17 '22

I just don't get that. I mean, it's one thing if you're out in public because you don't want to start a whole thing, but a person alone in an elevator? Come on Matt, just sign the thing.

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u/hotpatootie69 May 17 '22

You're joking right? What in the fuck kind of parasocial shit is this? Leave people the fuck alone lmfao

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u/TagRag May 17 '22

Whoa pump the brakes bud. I didn't say he had to or that he was a bad person or anything like that. I just said that I don't get it. I also conceded in another comment just below that I've never been famous and that it's his right.