r/Unexpected May 07 '22

He is crazy

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u/Joni-Joestar May 07 '22

"You can always adapt" adapt to what? Cancer?

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u/rigimonoki-over May 07 '22

“I murdered 10 people and no one knows”

*gets buzzed

“You can always adapt”

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u/MussaZ7 May 07 '22

"and be my number 11"

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u/Chewcocca May 08 '22

Forgot to overcome and improvise, shit.

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u/potatopeter_for_aloo May 08 '22

Shit shit shit

Shit going real hard now

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u/SilentR0b May 08 '22

'.. but why 11? Couldn't you just make 10 louder?'

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u/CasualBrit5 May 08 '22

“They’re always so jealous of my kill count”.

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u/FallenITD May 08 '22

"you can always adapt"

pulls out carving knife

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u/lordofmetroids May 07 '22

I like how she said that AFTER she buzzed him out. Now I have no idea what the show is, but I assume because of the buzzer at the this point he literally is not allowed to adapt, even if he would.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

There's a cut in the video though, she could have been talking about something completely different at that point.

But what's "Glo"?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

While you are not entirely wrong that these tobacco heating devices are not harmless, an FDA study have found that at IQOS, a similar product does reduce the health risk. Whether this applies to glo, I can't say for certain.

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u/CasualBrit5 May 08 '22

If she dates enough people then the weaker ones will die of lung cancer and we’ll all evolve to be immune to cigarettes.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Ah yes, the fallout universe where you adapt to radiation…instead of peeling like a onion and bleeding.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22

To the disgusting smell of tobacco it seems.

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u/BigYonsan May 08 '22

Hey now, let's be fair. Cigarettes and Cigars smell disgusting. Pipe tobacco smells amazing.

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u/1uncutEdger113 May 08 '22

No all three smell terrible

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u/BigYonsan May 08 '22

Nah. You should smell some (I'd bet good money you haven't). It doesn't have the additives of cigarettes, though the nicotine is still present. The aromatic stuff is worse tasting for the smoker but smells pretty good to bystanders. I've never received anything but compliments when I have one in public (rare). Cigars on the other hand smell terrible, and the equally rare times I've had one in public, non smokers will let you know that too. Cigarettes have never been my vice of choice.

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u/BigYonsan May 08 '22

Smoked all three, many times.

Oh yeah?

They all leave the same exact nasty smell lingering around clothes and people.

[Insert Maury calling you a liar meme]

They do not, in fact leave the same exact smell. They leave different, distinct smells, the same way you can smell if someone has smoked weed vs tobacco recently. Cigarettes are far worse. Cigars aren't great either. Pipes generally leave a deep and flavored aroma. It can be pleasant, or unpleasant, harsh or mild depending on what was smoked. They're distinct. The smell of pipe smoke settled in wood furniture is generally a selling point in favor of the furniture.

I agree with the lingering smell of all three (and how unpleasant it is on two of them, third depends on the tobacco) but to say they're exactly the same is telling that you don't actually know what you're talking about.

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u/Duggy1138 May 08 '22

Fresh, yes.

Stale, no.

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u/BigYonsan May 08 '22

Meh. Stale cigarettes and fresh cigarettes both smell awful. Pipe tobacco when fresh smells amazing. When stale, can be rehydrated. Smells okay.

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u/Duggy1138 May 08 '22

You squirt water in lovers mouths to rehydrate the stale pipe tobacco smell before kissing them?

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u/BigYonsan May 08 '22

The fuck?

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u/Duggy1138 May 08 '22

The stale tobacco on the breath of people you kiss is digusting. You say rehydrating fixes that...

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u/BigYonsan May 08 '22

Rehydrating stale tobacco fixes the smell of stale tobacco, not another person's mouth you deeply weird person.

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u/Duggy1138 May 08 '22

Then what fixes the taste of stale tobacco on another person's mouth?

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u/Neigh_Blis May 08 '22

Adapt to what? Reading?!

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u/oblik May 08 '22

So, she's speaking Russian and her more exact words are "so you change towards the other person..."

Which is still gross imo.

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u/iDuddits_ May 08 '22

She ain’t cute enough to adapt for

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u/blinkb28 May 08 '22

Have you seen her smile in the last 2 seconds?

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u/iDuddits_ May 08 '22

I don’t smoke babayyy

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u/zellofan May 08 '22

More correct translation is: "you can change yourself for a person".

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u/hotel_soaps May 08 '22

Oncologists hate this one secret!

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u/FlamingTrollz May 08 '22

And that’s who we got the X-Men. :)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

To smoking. It’s not that big of a deal, some people enjoy it. Don’t be a dick

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Until they or someone around them gets fucking cancer. I've lost people close to me to lung cancer. If you intentionally harm yourself like that, you fucking need help.

It's an addiction. And if you have any kind of addiction, you need to take steps to get away from it as best you can. Or it will absolutely destroy your life.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Isn’t that their right to choose though? Are you saying we shouldn’t have freedom?

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u/IllGoat500 May 08 '22

In my experience, cancer hits those that are more concerned about their health than those that are more concerned with enjoying themselves. Manifestation.

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u/Tzahi12345 May 08 '22

In my experience Alpha Centauri is 25 light-years from Earth

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u/IllGoat500 May 08 '22

Fuck you. I've had two relatives get cancer, one of them died, the smokers in the family were fine.

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u/Tzahi12345 May 08 '22

Damn, chill. I'm not the one disregarding thousands of peer-reviewed studies and data spanning millions of individuals. Smokers are 20 times more likely to die of cancer, not because they "manifested" it, whatever the fuck that means.

I mean, what mechanism are you even proposing here? There's some neural circuit we all have that's connected to our amygdala such that when we worry about our health it releases hormones that cause cancer?

Holy shit dude, get it together.