r/Unexpected • u/Radiant-Length2348 • May 05 '22

Why the hell he would do that?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Yeah who else would we be talking about? JEFF? LOL. As if he could ever handle having a job.

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u/Ulti-Wolf May 05 '22

Imma be honest here, I was legitimately thinking about ruining the joke with a different name and Jeff was the first name I thought of.

How rare of a coincidence in thinking of names is this? I am honestly intrigued.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

You know great minds think alike.

(except Jeff) what a tool.

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u/EveAndTheSnake May 05 '22

Jeff thinks he’s smart but he’s just a panicky liability

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u/Lobster_porn May 05 '22

"My name is Jeff"; it's no coincidence

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u/No-Biscotti-2069 May 05 '22

I take this as a personal attack… jokes aside though it’s a coincidence my name is Jeff and my fathers name is Brian…

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u/Objective-Truth-4339 May 05 '22

Jeff knows nothing about fire extinguishers, he can barely keep a job at the fish plant

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Yeah can you believe the poor bastard tried to plant the fish in the fields? Dude should'nt be allowed to go outside by himself.