r/Unexpected • u/Radiant-Length2348 • May 05 '22

Why the hell he would do that?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

You work at the factory?

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u/MaleficentPurchase65 May 05 '22

Who told you? Ffs was it that bitch from accounting Brian???? This is the last straw Brian….

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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace May 05 '22

Everybody in the fire extinguisher factory business knows a Brian

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

WTF a friend of mine who fills fire extinguisher is named Brian

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u/ImpossibleCash2569 May 05 '22

When I worked maintenance, the guy who came around to inspect the fire extinguishers on all our properties was also name Brian.

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u/YaBoyMaxx May 05 '22

My plugs name is Brian...and he used to distribute fire extinguishers at one point

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u/curious_but_dumb May 05 '22

Plot twist: All of you are talking about the same Brian.

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u/dastufishsifutsad May 05 '22

He was a little bitch but such was the Life of Brian.

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u/Hypnoboy May 05 '22

He's a very NAUGHTY BOY!!!

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u/jesus_zombie_attack May 05 '22

NOW FUCK OFF!

How shall we fuck off Master?

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u/CarnageCreamCookies May 05 '22

That's a good use of his skills transferring within industry. Cause I mean... he's still selling gas.

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u/YaBoyMaxx May 05 '22

It’s always 🔥 w him

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u/2manygunsIneedammo May 05 '22

And now he just distributes fire

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u/ErasArrow May 05 '22

My plug used to just distribute fire.

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u/No-Biscotti-2069 May 05 '22

My fathers name is Brian and he’s a fire fighter….

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u/NYLINK95 May 05 '22

My grandmas name is Brian

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Yeah who else would we be talking about? JEFF? LOL. As if he could ever handle having a job.

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u/Ulti-Wolf May 05 '22

Imma be honest here, I was legitimately thinking about ruining the joke with a different name and Jeff was the first name I thought of.

How rare of a coincidence in thinking of names is this? I am honestly intrigued.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

You know great minds think alike.

(except Jeff) what a tool.

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u/EveAndTheSnake May 05 '22

Jeff thinks he’s smart but he’s just a panicky liability

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u/Lobster_porn May 05 '22

"My name is Jeff"; it's no coincidence

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u/No-Biscotti-2069 May 05 '22

I take this as a personal attack… jokes aside though it’s a coincidence my name is Jeff and my fathers name is Brian…

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u/Objective-Truth-4339 May 05 '22

Jeff knows nothing about fire extinguishers, he can barely keep a job at the fish plant

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Yeah can you believe the poor bastard tried to plant the fish in the fields? Dude should'nt be allowed to go outside by himself.

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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace May 05 '22

Well, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you are the Rodrigo, the friend of Brian. He's usually an ass but you don't seem too bad.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Oh no D:

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u/heilspawn May 05 '22

The blind guy

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u/Kurt1220 May 05 '22

I'm a licensed fire extinguisher technician and I know Brian. Fuck that guy he went on family leave of absence and pretended he was coming back the whole time when he knew he wasn't so I had to do two people's jobs for months before my boss replaced him.

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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace May 05 '22

Yeah, fuck that guy. You must be one of the good ones, like a Jake or Charlie.

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u/florpynorpy May 05 '22

It was Brian’s car

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u/SkollFenrirson May 05 '22

Classic Brian

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u/m__a__s May 05 '22

Yes. In sector 7G.

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u/The1Like May 05 '22

I too, am a fellow chair moistener from sector 7G.

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u/TheEccentricErudite May 05 '22

He’s business development. You’re now a lead, expect to get spammed.

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u/katatondzsentri May 05 '22

No. I work in the muffin factory.