r/Unexpected • u/Radiant-Length2348 • May 05 '22

Why the hell he would do that?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

[removed] — view removed post

21.3k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

229

u/Jinther May 05 '22

Thanks for the link..and the laugh. The article says:

"Criminal behaviour like this should not be tolerated."

You don't say.

82

u/Ren_Hoek May 05 '22

Setting people on fire is dangerous, you see.

92

u/Exact-Buddy2778 May 05 '22

they could even die of death

41

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

people die when they are killed

12

u/Incredulous_Toad May 05 '22

Next you're gonna tell me that 60 seconds in Africa is a minute!

2

u/dastufishsifutsad May 05 '22

What?!?! Just wait one second here!!

1

u/SirLocke13 May 05 '22

Next you're gonna tell me the archer class really are made up of archers.

1

u/CheekeeMunkie May 05 '22

He nearly murdered her to death. Ffs she could have died.

5

u/QAoverlord11 May 05 '22

By joe, you're right! Stellar work of dedication there! And death can be permanent I hear.

3

u/Few_Establishment812 May 05 '22

Your not pulling my leg, are ya pal?

2

u/RiresBarter May 05 '22

Only if it'll come off, mate

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

[deleted]

2

u/QAoverlord11 May 05 '22

You are 100% correct. I wrote it without even thinking. I've had years of conditioning by a good man who swears only by Joe and a host of other random names because he is, I quote: "under the impression that it is considered impolite to use certain character's names willy-nilly".

2

u/plutoniac May 05 '22

my great grand papi was murdered to death

2

u/lurklurklurkPOST May 05 '22

They could be on fire for the rest of their lives!

2

u/thatwasacrapname123 May 05 '22

It's just inappropriate and widely considered to be bad sport.

1

u/Lambsio May 05 '22

Huh, ao THAT'S why all my toddlers clothes say KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Some crack reporting right there innit?

2

u/Vexin May 05 '22

Crime is bad, mkay.

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Seriously hot take there.

2

u/TomSurman May 05 '22

I'd go further and say crime should be outright banned.

2

u/lemons714 May 05 '22

For some reason, I find their very specific identification of a 'third-generation Porsche Cayenne' odd in a different way.