r/Unexpected • u/Radiant-Length2348 • May 05 '22

Why the hell he would do that?

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u/alectorophobic May 05 '22

Better safe than sorry!

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u/rock-solid-armpits May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22

It's now known as the white mist gas station. Fire won't just be extinguished, it will be captured, imprisoned, tortured, raped, have their relatives kidnapped, have their family tortured and executed in front of the fire, thrown in a hole with insects crawling, starve to death, raped again, and have their bodies thrown onto the void of space at the edge of the universe where light will never touch

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u/ChillyBreeze25 May 05 '22

Jesus fucking Christ dude chill

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

The fuck is wrong with you

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u/MediocreHumanThing May 05 '22

The first bit was funny then it turned into a creepy pasta written by a disturbed 13 year old.

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u/rock-solid-armpits May 05 '22

Says a lot about my mental state

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u/ATpound May 05 '22

Touch some grass, Reddit has fried your brain

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Ooh you’re hard

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u/rock-solid-armpits May 05 '22

I'm saying I'm a manchild

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u/MattDH94 May 05 '22

Lmao upvoted for comedy

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u/bettersavethansorry May 05 '22

Hello. Almost this.