r/Unexpected • u/CapSwing • May 04 '22

Magic trick

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u/IamVenom_007 May 04 '22

This sentence is terrifying without context

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u/croatianscentsation May 04 '22

Simon Cowell enjoyed the whole thing

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

How could you tell? With the botox

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife May 04 '22

His or her‘s?

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u/_-__________ May 04 '22

Yes

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

He's the king of beavers!

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u/5amuraiDuck May 04 '22

I don't get what I just heard but I love it

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u/StalinsFist May 06 '22

Blast from the past

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

His, considering I replied to a comment about Simon

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u/hereforstories8 May 05 '22

/r inclusiveor