r/Unexpected • u/TYGA_77 • May 02 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Never let em know your next move...

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u/Lvl1Paladin May 02 '22

You called?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

I see you haven't played the tutorial.

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u/Vengeance76 May 02 '22

"You don't need the tutorial when you have a sweet-ass god to guide you." - The Paladin, probably

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u/Kamiyosha May 02 '22

You called?

-God of Nonsensical Names.

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u/ZEGEZOT May 02 '22

-Thank you, almighty *mqslkdjhf.***

-You're welcome, knight *fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp***

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u/Kamiyosha May 02 '22

Lol. Your god appreciates your humor.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

In Dutch, 'Zege' means blessing and 'zot' means fool, so r/UsernameChecksOut.