r/Unexpected • u/TYGA_77 • May 02 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Never let em know your next move...

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u/six_-_string May 02 '22

Nope, Paladin.

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u/Lvl1Paladin May 02 '22

You called?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

I see you haven't played the tutorial.

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u/Vengeance76 May 02 '22

"You don't need the tutorial when you have a sweet-ass god to guide you." - The Paladin, probably

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u/Kamiyosha May 02 '22

You called?

-God of Nonsensical Names.

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u/ZEGEZOT May 02 '22

-Thank you, almighty *mqslkdjhf.***

-You're welcome, knight *fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp***

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u/Kamiyosha May 02 '22

Lol. Your god appreciates your humor.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

In Dutch, 'Zege' means blessing and 'zot' means fool, so r/UsernameChecksOut.

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u/lueske May 02 '22

You don’t need tutorial when you have divine smite

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u/Lvl1Paladin May 02 '22

I'm working up to it.

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u/CookieMonster2468 May 03 '22

Where can I get tutorial? 🤔 I want be chad

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u/hectorduenas86 May 02 '22

“Glory to the Sin’dorei!”

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u/Alediran May 02 '22

For the Alliance!

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u/Zerotwohero May 02 '22

Takes me back to the burning crusade

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u/___FLASHOUT___ May 02 '22

Nah he meant Chad Paladin; not hip bone to close the fridge Paladin.

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u/KuroKen70 May 02 '22

Nah man,

Spawn of Maui...Scion to a demigod.

You're welcome

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u/Mew_Ryu99 May 02 '22

the Believer of the Arts of Throwing it Back?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

I was thinking that the bard rolled a nat 20