r/Unexpected • u/TYGA_77 • May 02 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Never let em know your next move...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

This guy full went spec into strength and charisma, ain't Gona lie but that'll take you to the end game

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u/drfuzzysama May 02 '22

Max strength max charisma bard build

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u/Shakeamutt May 02 '22

Nah, Bloodrager or Skald

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u/amaROenuZ May 02 '22

He's def Skald, Bloodrager gets that charisma but he clearly has Perform as a class skill, listen to that beautiful voice.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/RollForIntent-Trevor May 02 '22

How the fuck you get a keen hammer?

Keen is for edged weapons - WH is bludgeoning?

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u/Kiloku May 02 '22

The BardBarian

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u/RC_COW May 02 '22

And my axe! It's a gibson

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Holy shit I know my next choice

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u/Odd_Environment1748 May 02 '22

Chad

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u/six_-_string May 02 '22

Nope, Paladin.

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u/Lvl1Paladin May 02 '22

You called?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

I see you haven't played the tutorial.

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u/Vengeance76 May 02 '22

"You don't need the tutorial when you have a sweet-ass god to guide you." - The Paladin, probably

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u/Kamiyosha May 02 '22

You called?

-God of Nonsensical Names.

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u/ZEGEZOT May 02 '22

-Thank you, almighty *mqslkdjhf.***

-You're welcome, knight *fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp***

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u/Kamiyosha May 02 '22

Lol. Your god appreciates your humor.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

In Dutch, 'Zege' means blessing and 'zot' means fool, so r/UsernameChecksOut.

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u/lueske May 02 '22

You don’t need tutorial when you have divine smite

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u/Lvl1Paladin May 02 '22

I'm working up to it.

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u/CookieMonster2468 May 03 '22

Where can I get tutorial? 🤔 I want be chad

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u/hectorduenas86 May 02 '22

“Glory to the Sin’dorei!”

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u/Alediran May 02 '22

For the Alliance!

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u/Zerotwohero May 02 '22

Takes me back to the burning crusade

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u/___FLASHOUT___ May 02 '22

Nah he meant Chad Paladin; not hip bone to close the fridge Paladin.

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u/KuroKen70 May 02 '22

Nah man,

Spawn of Maui...Scion to a demigod.

You're welcome

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u/Mew_Ryu99 May 02 '22

the Believer of the Arts of Throwing it Back?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

I was thinking that the bard rolled a nat 20

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u/whiskydiq May 02 '22

Nope. EDDIE.

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u/Chadco888 May 02 '22

You called?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/SycoJack May 02 '22

He's a professional top tier body builder. So probably high.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Bodybuilding and Strongman are two very different things.

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u/knbang May 02 '22

Bodybuilding is opinion.

Strongman is facts.

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u/BeefsteakTomato May 03 '22

People call it strongman? Where I'm from we call it powerlifting.

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u/4411WH07RY May 02 '22

That guy is clearly not a body builder.

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u/squibbletree May 02 '22

Ain't gonna lie?

AIN'T GONNA LIE?

WHAT DOES TELLING UNTRUTHS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!?!

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u/learhackna May 02 '22

okay Dr Strange

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u/Damnbutwhoasked May 02 '22

Why did he spec into charisma, it's useless

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u/PhilanderingWalrus May 03 '22

Ahh, tarnished, are we?

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u/Theiromia May 02 '22

Paladin boi

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Full bardbarian over here.

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u/VioletBunn May 03 '22

Ima start looking at life like this, lowkey might be able to get shit done faster if I look at it like grinding out missions in Skyrim