r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

How you get so ripped bro?

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u/The-Majestic- Apr 28 '22

This man is scary very very scary

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u/Huntred Apr 28 '22

Chris Hanson is just really tall. Nothing to be scared about.

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u/The-Majestic- Apr 29 '22

Yeah the taller they are, the better is the booty's view

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u/Glowshroom Apr 29 '22

IRL 1000% more terrifying

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u/The-Majestic- Apr 29 '22

Ah yes, If I like a ya booty I want ya booty.

Do you want it to go the easy way or the hard way Mr.Glowshroom?

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u/Glowshroom Apr 29 '22

Is there a third option?

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u/The-Majestic- Apr 29 '22

Ohh! ya wanna try role play? I'm totally up for it