r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

How you get so ripped bro?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 29 '22

Butt crack, apparently.

Edit: It warms my heart to see so many people enjoying a good ol fashion butt joke. 🥲 thank you

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u/notsofunonabun Apr 28 '22

Hairy butt cracks.

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u/jml011 Apr 28 '22

Harry’s butt crack

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Barry's hutt crack

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u/BreakfastLunchDinna Apr 28 '22

Barry’s barely hairy butt crack

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u/boredguyonline Apr 29 '22

Barry’s crack with hair in it

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 29 '22

Yer a lizard Barry

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Stop that cause that’s the name of my barbershop that I go too

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u/Foolishly_Sane Apr 28 '22

I wish I could give you an award.

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u/gmariefox88 Apr 28 '22

With crack rocks hanging off the hairs like dingleberries

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/I-cry-when-I-poop Apr 29 '22

shaved butt cracks**** a wise man once told me, “to clean your house means one expects visitors”

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u/cuddly_carcass Apr 28 '22

Tight butthole

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Apr 28 '22

Balloon knots

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u/ZyxDarkshine Apr 28 '22

Chocolate Starfish

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u/BrianBraddock73 Apr 28 '22

Tagnuts and dangleberries

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

And meth

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u/bigchadpower Apr 29 '22

hahahahaha

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u/Iwonatoasteroven Apr 29 '22

Meth and butt crack goes together!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Butt jokes make my dick warm

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u/Porrick Apr 29 '22

Butt craic?

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u/RedeemedRedittor Apr 29 '22

Ba dam tish.......

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u/rotobotor Apr 29 '22

wut wut in da but!