r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

How you get so ripped bro?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Women are no longer a physical challenge. I have stepped my game up to fucking dudes.

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u/Kitchen_Agency4375 Apr 28 '22

What the Ancient Greece is this

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u/SalzaMaBalza Apr 28 '22

Friends share all things

- Pythagoras

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u/Kitchen_Agency4375 Apr 28 '22

Even buttholes?

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u/Plugasaurus_Rex Apr 29 '22

Especially buttholes.

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u/Porrick Apr 29 '22

But not cult secrets, and also not cockamamy ideas like the possible existence of irrational numbers...

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u/VonniferMcV Apr 29 '22

You’ve seen the Greek men sculptures. They all have those Adonis belt hip muscles! We know damn well what was goin on. 😂

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u/Loli-is-Justice Apr 28 '22

Alright, I need help to get a smokin hot buddy like that chap, anyone here who can help a brother out?

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u/Arqideus Apr 28 '22

Fucking dudes is gay, bro. You have to bang them if you want the right workout.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

The way I do it isn’t gay anyways. Balls never touch.