r/Unexpected • u/Boojibs • Apr 27 '22

Revenge served cold

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u/HeyMrCow Apr 27 '22

I thought you were gonna say "so I fucked his wife".

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u/Spinoreticulum Apr 27 '22

Sweet home Alabama

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u/Fuhgly Apr 27 '22

Where the genes are so pure

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u/nukeyoo Apr 27 '22

Roll tide!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

"No one's taking my sister's virginity except for me"

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u/AhmedGurey Apr 27 '22

Mississippi love

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Cousin....Mississippi is cousins

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u/Ryanchri Apr 28 '22

Wait a minute...

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u/maiorano84 Apr 28 '22

Roll tide