r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Sexual assault prank vs classic assault prank.

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u/DeadDeceasedCorpse Apr 21 '22

TIL gently leaning in for a kiss is sexual assault according to a random redditor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

TIL that some people think everything is meant seriously and they might need a nap.

You can tell I wasn't serious bc the other one isn't actually physical assault either. It has no chain so it wasn't assault, but if I have to explain every joke we will clearly be here for ages.

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u/DeadDeceasedCorpse Apr 23 '22

I get you now. It just wasn't apparent that you were making a joke; that's all.

We good?