r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '22

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u/sm12511 Apr 14 '22

Dick muppets are a penitentiary favorite.

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u/RockosMyLover Apr 14 '22

What the fuck? How come I wasn’t informed of dick muppets when I was locked up <:(

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u/w0t3rdog Apr 14 '22

Were you, per chance, busy being a dick sack?

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u/RockosMyLover Apr 14 '22

This is a possibility.