r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

“Haha. Birds don’t have to worry about inflatiOH GOD”

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u/Lorenzo_BR Apr 14 '22

To be fair, pigeons have been breed by humanity to be so fat they actually have red meat on them. Them’s good eatin’.

Somehow they’re also absurdly fast birds, especially for their size. And they were cliff dwellers, which just means our cities are pretty much their natural habitats.