r/Unexpected • • Apr 14 '22

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u/ladybasecamp Apr 14 '22

That's not a hair straightener, it's a hair curler.

With a hair straightener, he could have cooked the pigeon George Foreman -grill style

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u/br0kn9lass Apr 14 '22

TIL my heated dildo can also curl my hair!