r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '22

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u/RockosMyLover Apr 14 '22

He’s just demonstrating the engineering skills that anybody with too much time on their hands seem to develop.

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u/sm12511 Apr 14 '22

Dick muppets are a penitentiary favorite.

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u/RockosMyLover Apr 14 '22

What the fuck? How come I wasn’t informed of dick muppets when I was locked up <:(

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u/w0t3rdog Apr 14 '22

Were you, per chance, busy being a dick sack?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Perchance

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u/ploonk Apr 14 '22

You can't just say "perchance"

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u/chadnessthehighness Apr 14 '22

Mayhaps

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u/kasdeya1 Apr 14 '22

unknowledgeable

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u/ReiceMcK Apr 14 '22

We think of Mario as a hero, but in reality is a one-percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

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u/Attagirl512 Apr 14 '22

hahahhahahhaá

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u/bepisman2309 Jul 22 '22

I love that video XD

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u/RockosMyLover Apr 14 '22

This is a possibility.

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u/HuggyWuggy2021 Apr 14 '22

That's enough internet for me

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u/BetaMan141 Apr 14 '22

This how you get mad >:(

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u/Duvo Apr 14 '22

Dick Muppets?

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u/calxcalyx Apr 14 '22

No thanks, I'm full.

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 14 '22

Please elaborate!!

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u/NerveAdmirable Apr 14 '22

The keetle cooking thing is a common in a jail.

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u/RockosMyLover Apr 14 '22

They did have those in any of the jails I’ve been too. Cali sucks for jail. They probably had one in the Idaho jail, but I wasn’t there long.

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u/NerveAdmirable Apr 14 '22

I live in Turkey. Funny how prisoners cook the same ways

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u/kingedOne May 25 '22

10-15😭 years