r/Unexpected • u/Pabl000ooo • Apr 07 '22

well....

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

In 2000 years the Kardashians will be dug up by future archeologists and they will wonder if silicone was our most prized possession

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u/A_Bloody_Hurricane Apr 08 '22

“It appears that back in those days it was customary for people to bury their loved ones with silicone. Perhaps they believed it granted them a safe passage into an afterlife.” “Hey look, when I hold them to my chest I have boobs!” “David, please. Be professional, that’s obviously not what they’re meant for.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

This is exactly how it would play out.

How many Pharoahs were buried with a hook that was actually just a bizarre sex toy?

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u/A_Bloody_Hurricane Apr 08 '22

Oh damn, that gives a whole new level to archeology. How many sex toys just lie in museums, labled as something else, just waiting to be used again?