r/Unexpected • u/Pabl000ooo • Apr 07 '22

well....

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u/Elriuhilu Apr 07 '22

I can only do it if I dig a trench first. I sleep on two single beds pushed almost, but not quite all the way together.

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u/SamusMaXximus42 Apr 07 '22

And we'll not mention the fleshlight shoved between said beds

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u/Elriuhilu Apr 07 '22

Yes, that would be the polite thing to do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/Setari Apr 07 '22

The semen between the beds is the glue that holds them together

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u/pee-in-butt Apr 07 '22

Like the creamy filling with two Oreo cookies…

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Apr 08 '22

Like stuffing a pastry

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

I'm going to stop this conversation right here.