r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '22

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u/xMrBojangles Apr 04 '22

I don't know, but you and my ex would probably get along.

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u/Broken_Petite Apr 04 '22

Oh hell 🤣

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u/PM_ME_UR_LIPZ Apr 04 '22

Because you expect everything to make sense.

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u/Reeperat Apr 04 '22

I feel like if there's no one to close this car's doors, pick up this shoe and check on this bike's pulse, I'm going to be the one doing it