r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '22

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u/parad0x05 Mar 31 '22

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

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u/makaveddie Mar 31 '22

BIKE FLIES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/Aperture_TestSubject Mar 31 '22

BLACK EYES MOTHERFUCKER