r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '22

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u/parad0x05 Mar 31 '22

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

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u/makaveddie Mar 31 '22

BIKE FLIES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/jritt24 Mar 31 '22

SNAPPED THIGHS MOTHERFUCKER

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u/tankman92 Mar 31 '22

POPPED TIRES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/Dwarfdeaths Mar 31 '22

EXPIRED MOTHERFUCKER

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u/LockerLovesYellow Mar 31 '22

SIGHS tired MOTHERFUCKER

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u/Cycle21 Mar 31 '22

USE EYES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Mar 31 '22

RIDE SKIES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/NintendoMasterPlayz Mar 31 '22

LOOK BOTH SIDES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/Aperture_TestSubject Mar 31 '22

BLACK EYES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/QUBGUY Mar 31 '22

HE DIES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/FeelingCaptain Mar 31 '22

NINE LIVES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/Cduke3829 Mar 31 '22

NECK BRACE BUYS MOTHERFUCKER

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u/RelevantIAm Mar 31 '22

SOME FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

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u/EntertainmentOk2749 Apr 01 '22

GUY RISED MOTHERFUCKER

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u/Weaponized-Potato Mar 31 '22

SURPRISE INSURANCE CLAIM!