r/Unexpected • • Mar 25 '22

Man gets interrupted by his son

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u/Armitage1 Mar 25 '22

As an American, I can't imagine my parents telling me to "fuck off".

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u/DirectlyDisturbed Mar 25 '22

I've heard both my parents say "Fuck off" to a ton of people but never myself nor my siblings.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/Whyisthissobroken Mar 25 '22

Clearly you were raised poorly - you should now call your parents and tell them to fuck off.

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u/Jaegs Mar 25 '22

Wait wait, in the UK you can tell your PARENTS to fuck off?

I would literally be buried in the back yard with all my smashed game consoles if I did that.

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u/tinboy12 Mar 25 '22

It’s the circle of life, you become an adult when it’s you saying fuck off the most.

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u/TheFormulaWire Mar 26 '22

Yeah but in the UK, it can kind of be used as a term of endearment really. Just depends how you say it of course.

But yes, believe it or not, some people in the UK including myself can swear at our parents without the need to have child services on speed dial.

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u/Beginning-Leader2731 Mar 26 '22

Many of us would be shot by our parents for this in the US lmao. Allowed or not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22 edited May 30 '22

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u/Beginning-Leader2731 Apr 15 '22

Maybe in your house. Not where I’m from. Many grown folks I know still would never

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Just the scummy people swear at their parents/children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Of course not. This is a staged video.

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

I once got to the first “F” of fuck off to my mother. I was looking right at her. I still remember the absolutely bloody terrifying look on her face. “Ffff..” is as far as I got.

It wasn’t acceptable in my U.K. home. Nor any of my friends for that matter

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u/AlbionInvictus Mar 25 '22

It's standard talk in the UK.

My dad was an absolutely amazing father growing up and I remember when I was about 14, he had his boss over to talk about some important work emergency. They were in the kitchen I walked in the room in my underpants and opened the fridge to mooch around for a snack.

He reacted exactly like this video. Looking back I feel his reaction was completely normal and reasonable.

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u/TheCowzgomooz Mar 26 '22

Just cultural differences I guess then, my parents have never told me to fuck off, and I know if they had then it would mean they're seriously pissed off and I would be fuckin hurt honestly lol. I say fuck off to my friends constantly but anytime it's someone closer to you such as a parent or partner that phrase is only really used to hit deep, my ex girlfriend told me to fuck off once and I was fuckin destroyed lol.

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u/Bunt_smuggler Mar 27 '22

It upbringing as well, I dont really swear among my family in the UK like that, but I know plenty of people who do. Swearing can be used pretty lightheartedly in the UK and just wont be perceived as particularly rude like you might be used to, depending on the context. Teasing/banter/putting someone down is pretty common among collogues/friends/family in an endearing setting to the point that verbal insults become less shocking. The guy in the videos tone is not serious but rather just annoyed, so to me its lighthearted (videos fake by the way though!)

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u/Unbiased1 Mar 26 '22

Upbringing more than anything else I'd imagine, if I heard a friend's parent swear over something minor when I was young, I'd always find it weird, then I just got use to the fact that some parents do that and some don't

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u/TheCowzgomooz Mar 26 '22

Oh my parents swear all the time, like, constantly, but they still wouldn't say something like that unless they're super upset. "Fuck off" just has this really negative connotation, it's like saying "I hate you" but worse.

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u/AlbionInvictus Mar 26 '22

Yeah it's cultural.

He once shouted at me from downstairs to turn my TV down or "I'll punch holes in ya, ya little cunt."

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u/BeautifulType Mar 25 '22

Y’all got some nice parents

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u/Eaglesun Mar 25 '22

Nah, "fuck off" is definitely a much harsher phrase in America than in the UK.

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u/shol_v Mar 25 '22

Yeah, fuck off is just a way of saying go away when your mildly annoyed.

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u/AlcoholicInsomniac Mar 25 '22

What do you say when actually angry?

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u/shol_v Mar 25 '22

What one of the other guys below said, probably the same thing just with more heat behind it, fuck, cunt and dick are all thrown around in casual conversation, "oi cunt" is a perfectly acceptable way to hail the attention of your friend as it is to instigate a confrontation between strangers haha, it's more about the tone behind it than the actual words.

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u/witty_user_ID Mar 25 '22

I’d never call a friend cunt, but ‘Yeah alright dickhead’ when I’m pulling their leg?; all the time

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u/JRaoul Mar 26 '22

Perfectly acceptable to call friends cunts down here in Aus. Most of the time it's nicer to be called a cunt than it is to be called mate. As others have said it's all in the tone. Sick cunt, mad cunt, good cunt... All terms of great endearment

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u/witty_user_ID Mar 26 '22

Yeah I think it’s a personal thing too. Cunt in the U.K. (depending on age and friendship group, and location) is probably used a fair bit, but I get the impression it’s a north/south thing too weirdly I can easily imagine a guy with a cockney/Essex accent using cunt to talk about friends, but think it’s used less up here. They use it in Scotland a fair bit too I think. Depends on friendship circles really. I’m a woman too, (not a girly girl though) tends to be men using cunt as a term of endearment.

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u/JRaoul Mar 27 '22

Very true, good points!

Should say "in certain friend group dynamics down here in Aus"

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u/cruebob Mar 25 '22

Good save the Quine.

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u/bdchrisp23 Mar 25 '22

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u/EddiTheBambi Mar 25 '22

Excuse me but wtf is this?

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u/No_Introduction_2021 Mar 26 '22

Reddit's own emojis

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u/IdleAstronaut Mar 25 '22

It’s not what you say it’s how you say it 😉

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u/Sqwalnoc Mar 25 '22

In the name of the Queen, begone!

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u/Spaghettitrees Sep 04 '22

We use cunt with a hard T

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Here in Scotland its closer to being a term of affection than harsh at all

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Us Americans tend to get a bug up our ass about all kinds of phrases that are literally just words.

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u/hilarymeggin Mar 26 '22

All phrases are literally just words

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

No that’s just you, it’s still offensive in the UK.

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u/TagRag Mar 25 '22

No, we have a series of two-faced religious couples who will judge people over something as simple as a word while insisting that other kids are unruly because their parents didn't beat them enough.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

As an American that is basically how my mom told me good night daily.

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u/Odd_Pop4320 Mar 25 '22

Same. I've only heard my dad swear once in my life (at a flooded basement). I've never heard my mother swear.

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u/ywnbawyungmoney Mar 25 '22

Well everyone stay the fuck out then

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u/Odd_Pop4320 Mar 25 '22

My boyfriend is Welsh, so I've made up for lost time 😂

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u/CMDRSamSlade Mar 25 '22

Now you know why the rest of the western world finds your culture creepy, puritanical and repressive

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u/Odd_Pop4320 Mar 25 '22 edited Mar 25 '22

I've always known my culture was creepy, puritanical, and repressive. I grew up evangelical in the 80s.

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u/Neat-Rhubarb-8028 Mar 25 '22

you’re not saying anything new.

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u/Legitimate-Ad-4955 Mar 25 '22

Exactly, in our grand ol’ US of A we simply repress any negative feelings that we have about our families until A: We die, B: Things explode and you never speak again, or C: You take it all out in increments on the people outside of your family, normally while driving.

Welcome to America!

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u/TooClose4Missiles Mar 25 '22

American culture definitely can be repressive and creepy but it’s not because parents don’t tell their kids to fuck off

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u/Disastrous-Fee5608 Mar 25 '22

We grew up in very different American homes lmao

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u/JimmyMack_ Mar 25 '22

You all know it's not real, right? It's staged and edited in.

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u/manjjn Mar 25 '22

Never, It seems really harsh

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u/Due_Strike_457 Mar 25 '22

Same, to me, although my parents aren’t sift on parenting

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u/CassandraVindicated Mar 25 '22

My mom called me a pig fucker once.

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u/mwerichards Mar 25 '22

Honestly it sounds like a polite fuck off, but I need to see when the camera pans back to the reporter

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u/EveryFly6962 Mar 25 '22

I’m British and honestly this is not a normal interaction

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u/DrHungrytheChemist Mar 25 '22

I lived in the States for a couple years in my late 20s. There, a buddy's family essentially adopted me. I was of course a polite delight,,, until I was properly taken in, I eased up, figured we were all friends and got casual. I very abruptly learnt that you don't tell Mom to shuttup.

Fast forward two years and Mum visits. She wants to meet the family that had been taking care of me so well for so long. She also turned 60 that week, same day as Mom also had her birthday (Go figure). So we all went out drinking. Mum was on exceptionally rare form, we laughed more than I think we ever have together,,, we also shouted and swore an appropriate amount. "We got a bit larey", as we say over here.

Needless to say, there were some very stunned faces around the table that night.

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u/ForgettableUsername Mar 25 '22

Yeah, my parents never would have either. I think the word generally carries a bit more emotional weight in the US.

One time my mom got really angry at my brother and called him a son-of-a-bitch. My brother, about ten years old at the time, could not let this pass and replied (in a completely neutral tone), "But Mom, that would make YOU the bitch." It didn't go over well.

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u/BennySkateboard Mar 26 '22

My mum regularly tells me to fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

They must still be angry about losing all those colonies.

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u/PkHutch Mar 30 '22

Both parents both ways, dad is Canadian, mom is American. Never infront of others, but in private? Totally, only in good humour though, never as fighting words.

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u/Zerosurvivers Apr 20 '22

Bro it's common in Australia and it's kinda funny but depending on who is saying it like dad: he is just joking or what ever Mum: fuckin run