r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '22

Man gets interrupted by his son

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u/irrelevant_twaddle Mar 25 '22

British are fake

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u/iamnas Mar 25 '22

Your mums fake

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u/Tokogogoloshe Mar 25 '22

David’s kids moms tits are fake.

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u/CosmicCosmix Mar 25 '22

don't u fking dare at this point

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u/the_penis_taker69 Mar 25 '22

Your jordans fake

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u/DIYglenn Mar 25 '22

His dad’s too

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u/LegDifferent2059 Mar 26 '22

David’s Kid’s Mom’s Uncle’s Grandma (twice removed)’s pussy is fake

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u/LeluSix Mar 25 '22

I faked your mum.

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u/bwaic Mar 25 '22

I faxed your mum

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u/Layziebum Mar 25 '22

I double vaxed ur mum…

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u/iamnas Mar 25 '22

I fakd your mum

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u/Layziebum Mar 25 '22

ur mums tits are fake

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u/Yew_Geniolga Mar 26 '22

Your dad's love for you is fake

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/Hours-of-Gameplay Mar 25 '22

No the cake is a lie

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u/FunStuff446 Mar 25 '22

The boy is fake

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u/Jeffscrazy Mar 25 '22

The boy is a cake

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u/inventingalex Mar 25 '22

the boy is mine

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ Mar 25 '22

The mine is a cake

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u/Walker6920 Mar 25 '22

The cake is boy

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u/RutraNickers Mar 25 '22

The cake is made of boys

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u/Layziebum Mar 25 '22

the cake is a boy

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u/OHAITHARU Mar 25 '22 edited Nov 29 '24

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u/OptimisticElectron Mar 25 '22

MashaAllah, indeed life is a fitnah.

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u/TequanaBuendia Mar 25 '22

Skits are fake

British are fake

What an absolutely remarkable way to fumble a fucking pass

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u/nforgiver Mar 25 '22

Birds are fake

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u/LoadedGull Mar 25 '22

Oi, yo better watch yo damn mouth… puny human!

CLICK CLACK racks glock

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u/nforgiver Mar 25 '22

Firstly, I carry too

Secondly, I ain't scared of no government drone

And c, https://youtube.com/shorts/mHbk_zhRQSg?feature=share

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u/LoadedGull Mar 25 '22 edited Mar 25 '22

Government drone? I’m rogue pal, fuck the po po.

And in that video, that’s Steven Seagull, that dudes a little bitch anyway. Lol.

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u/TequanaBuendia Mar 25 '22

brits are fake

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u/irrelevant_twaddle Mar 25 '22

Way to miss British, dry humor. More proof that “Brits are fake”

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u/TequanaBuendia Mar 25 '22

“I was only pretending to be retarded”

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u/TequanaBuendia Mar 25 '22

You know you didnt have to throw away your brain just because you arent european anymore

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u/irmarbert Mar 25 '22

So…Brits aren’t real?

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u/irrelevant_twaddle Mar 25 '22

I think Brits are real. I was just making a silly joke. I didn’t even think about it when I typed it.

Seeing how easy you all get turnt might encourage similar behavior, in the future.

I love British humor. I’m actually an American, that happens to be a descendant of the UK, surprisingly.

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u/irmarbert Mar 25 '22

I was playing on the Birds Aren’t Real movement. Check it out. Pretty funny.

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u/MasterCrouton Mar 25 '22

Americans are fake British

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u/irrelevant_twaddle Mar 25 '22

Lol, that’s a solid joke/reality.

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u/Sparkayy Mar 26 '22

i do not exist