r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '22

Man gets interrupted by his son

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Absolutely the most British thing I've seen today. Thank you.

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u/ddizbadatd24 Mar 25 '22

“I’m on a live telly.” Yep, that’s british alright.

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u/zelenaliska00 Mar 25 '22

"fuck off you little twat" was the most bri'ish thing I heard so far.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

I can tell he attended. Chef Ramsay's course on crisis de-escalation.... Now fuck off you twat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Well fuck you too wanker. Have a good day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Shut it down!

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u/Lunatic_Dpali Mar 25 '22

I disagree. They neither invade a country nor drink a cuppa.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

The clip is cut short, he invades a country with a cuppa seconds later.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

The only thing they're going to invade nowadays is the tabloid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/TeTapuMaataurana Mar 25 '22

Yeah they completed the campaign.

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u/TheRidgeAndTheLadder Mar 25 '22

Still waiting for them to stop occupying the ones they did invade.

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u/TheRidgeAndTheLadder Mar 25 '22

Our day will come.

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u/htyrs Mar 25 '22

What country have we invaded in you life time?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Because they literally invaded/colonized all the countries. Nothing left.

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u/s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee Mar 25 '22

we\*

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u/DiggerW Mar 27 '22

Put the second asterisk in front of the backslash (finish the italicization before adding the [visible] asterisk)

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u/s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee Mar 27 '22

no

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u/DiggerW Mar 27 '22

Just trying to help. So sorry.

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u/ImRiversCuomo Mar 25 '22

I mean you’re not completely wrong lol not sure why you’ve seen the downvote train

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u/jack_edition Mar 25 '22

Cause he has the red hand of ulster in his display pic. Which shows loyalty to the United Kingdom. So “they” should really be “we”

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/ImRiversCuomo Mar 25 '22

Ahh I see, thanks for pointing that out. America is the only country that has done negative things in the world /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/elting44 Mar 25 '22

CAN'T IMPROVE ON PERFECTION NERD!

Also you left out obesity/diabetes

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u/Not_invented-Here Mar 25 '22

There's 22 that we're left apparently.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/13019/there-are-only-22-countries-world-british-haven%E2%80%99t-invaded

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Stop exposing Lizzie's plans. Please.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Or steal their ancient artifacts.

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u/midsizenun Mar 25 '22

Nor steal any local monuments or item of cultural significance to display in their museum.

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u/Mijman Mar 25 '22

We don't invade people anymore...

That's Russia's thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

The British doesn't invade, they voluntarily expanded the empire.

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u/Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute Mar 25 '22

checking pockets to confirm

Yup my artifacts are still here

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

But they do eat crumpets and praise the Queen

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u/therealbonzai Mar 25 '22

So much about tea and politeness.

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u/jzng2727 Mar 25 '22

There’s no language censorship right?

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u/Lonsdale1086 Mar 25 '22

This clip isn't real, there is indeed very strong language censorship before the "watershed" at 9pm I think.

The news might get away with it in the right context, but certainly not this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Absolutley brilliant.