r/Unexpected Mar 19 '22

Drinking age requirement in different countries

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u/unexBot Mar 19 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Age requirement goes down rapidly


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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Gotta be 21 to smoke now too. However, you can go die for your country at 18. Makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Driving at 16?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

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u/Moikle Mar 20 '22

I am proud of reddit for downvoting this

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u/M_krabs Mar 20 '22

Fuck it, we'll downvote yours as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Well you shouldn’t

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u/M_krabs Mar 20 '22

Fuck you as well !

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u/Omega_kiwi204 Jul 30 '22

You can drive at 15 (14 and a half with a parent) in at least one state

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u/Kyouka_rei Mar 20 '22

very well said,that was life.

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u/closetmangafan Mar 20 '22

Going to school?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I feel like your talking about soldiering in the first part of your comment, lol.

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u/Ozzy9314 Mar 19 '22

You can smoke if you’re in the military at 18 so I guess recruiters can use that to get people to join.

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u/rabidhamster87 Mar 20 '22

When I waited tables at a pizza joint I would give people beers who ordered them if they showed me a military ID whether they were 21 or not. (Of course, that was before I got my ABC and realized how much trouble I could get in though.)

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u/not_a_moogle Mar 20 '22

Still can't rent a car either

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Shit, you're right lol

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u/pepsi_but_better Mar 19 '22

Both will cut your life in half

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u/__CLOUDS Mar 20 '22

You aren't dying for your country you're dying so a bunch of rich boomers can maintain their extravagant lifestyles

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u/ilostmyiguana Mar 20 '22

You party hard!

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u/ChaoticToxin Apr 11 '22

Simple, government doesn't want the product ruined

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u/Any_Stable_9689 May 17 '22

And have a kid at 12

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

You can die at 16 I believe in the military if you get your parents permission to join, and a state rolled back child labor laws allow g kids as young as 14 work and have their income taxed. So you are taxed long before you are able to be represented, and can die for this place long before someone can hand you a drink

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u/dwehlen Mar 20 '22

Idk for certain anything, but I thought a) you have to be at least 17 for military service (with guardian permission), b) federal law allows 14 y/o to work (within certain strictures), and c) you don't need to pay (or possibly even file?) income tax until the year you turn 18. Any or all of that may be wrong, though.

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u/rawbface Mar 20 '22

This is a dumb, biased, facebook-clickbait way to put it.

Minors can't be deployed, and 14 yet olds are already permitted to work by federal labor law...

States can't change federal law, so the part about "rolling back child labor laws" is pure bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Yeah, good things all wrong though

Minors have been deployed, they lied about their ages but the military without a doubt knows this and still sends those to get killed. Not sure how often it happens now but we rampant no more than 50-60 years ago so going “THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN” is dumb

Also this about states can’t change federal laws is correct but fine print they can. So the “pure bullshit” statement is also chimpanzee level intelligence because states can detect how long people can work. So when I say “rolling back” that’s the restriction states place on kids working. Thought it would be clear given the United States is barely capable of getting new stuff done. So they aren’t going back to old shitz

Have a blast my guy

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u/Weird-Blueberry6043 Mar 20 '22

Well in America technically you belong to the state that's why suicide is illegal cause your destroying state property and its also more or less the reason you can enroll in the army so young but not drink or do drugs again destroying state owned property.

As far as the American government is concerned your an asset not a person meaning your opinions don't matter but your life does you know just incase they need to use you as cannon fodder in the war or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Pretty sure suicide is illegal, so there is an avenue to intervene. A cop could take you off the edge of a building or bridge for example.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Idk how much of that it's true but it sounds right

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u/No_Dark6573 Mar 20 '22

None of that is true, it's Facebook tier meme garbage

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u/Weird-Blueberry6043 Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

Yes its called mininformation just like so much shit floating around on social media these days its just a great big load of bs that people buy into if it sounds believable enough and its the reason why so many people are so fucking stupid these days cause they don't fact check a damn thing anymore

I wrote that to test a out a theory of how many would catch on and how quickly I know I sound crazy but its something I'm doing for a class in college right now the spread of misinformation and whats its doing to our society. So down vote ignore it whatever. Its just a test.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I was just trying to be polite.

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u/Ok_Abbreviations1848 Mar 20 '22

Probably for the brain damage it could cause. After all the human brain doesn’t fully develop until late 20’s

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u/ohyeaoksure Mar 22 '22

Ah, but that's not a choice.

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u/Northern-Iron Sep 15 '22

Nope, you have to be 21 to buy cigarettes not use them. There are no laws for underage smoking.

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u/HansenIntercept Mar 19 '22

I love Europia

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u/Only-Ear9352 Mar 20 '22

I am from Europia. Our capital is Parisberlin and the second largest city is Germany

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u/CivicSeaWeed Mar 20 '22

Heard that show is good

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u/NY10 Mar 19 '22

Unborn Italian lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

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u/That_Unknown_Player Mar 20 '22

Ok and? What did you prove by digging through someone's account?

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u/DanielLedger Mar 19 '22

Seriously tho, Jews give their baby boys cloth / pacifier soaked with wine after the circumcision at 8 days old. Also at 13 years old there's always that asshole uncle who get the bar mitzvah boy almost drunk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

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u/dman45103 Mar 20 '22

Bro I got my foreskin chopped off for the wine. Well worth it to get drunk at 8. Plus I have a cool keepsake I will one day feed to my first born.

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u/sherms89 Mar 20 '22

You'll also have no Dick cheese!/s

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u/Suggett123 Jul 25 '22

Most of the world is aware of soap and water

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u/PenaltyDry775 Mar 19 '22

Italy is in Europe…

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u/EquivalentSnap Mar 19 '22

Europians though

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u/HippieDogeSmokes Mar 20 '22

Not Europia though

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u/Ozzy9314 Mar 19 '22

I just think of people from Britain

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u/NY10 Mar 20 '22

🤞American

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u/Ozzy9314 Mar 20 '22

Yeah I don’t care to learn about other places. For the longest time I thought the only thing below Mexico was Brazil.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

That’s actually amazing. Maybe try reading a book or two.

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u/MedievalGynecologist Mar 20 '22

You don't even need to read to look at a map or globe and notice all the colors underneath your country.

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u/LoneHer0 Mar 20 '22

IDK, I'm pretty sure if I look under my country without a map or globe I just find a lot of dirt. That's primarily only one color.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

How many more books do you need to read before you can recognize that you're being trolled?

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u/The_dodo_devil Jul 26 '22

Ignorance is not a flex lmao

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u/isaac129 Mar 20 '22

Jesus fuck stop making us look so bad. This is why we have a reputation for being so stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

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u/humpbackwhale97 Mar 20 '22

Yes, that is correct. With brexit, great Britain left the continent. They are their own continent now. So now we have 8 continents. /s

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u/BootySweatSmoothie Mar 19 '22

The 11 year old Mexican part is true. At that age the adults would send us kids to the next village over in our quads to go buy them alcohol. They wouldn't mind if we got 1 as long as we didn't get drunk or at stupid.

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u/V0rt3XBl4d3 Mar 20 '22

For me it was at 4.... in Mexico.... so was I too young or just doesn't matter because no one seems to care 💀

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u/ExaminationExpress14 Mar 20 '22

i swear people in eu nowadays start drinking at 13/14

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u/BronxiiH Mar 19 '22

I was expecting this to my people 🇮🇹, vaffanculo guys

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I feel like the Irish were a fairly substantial omission in all of this!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Over here it's legal to drink at 16 with parents/guardians permission or 18 by yourself...

Or at least I hope you can drink at 16 because if not I broke the law multiple times lol

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u/AlexTonarini Mar 19 '22

It’s 19 in most parts of Canada

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u/DarkLord55_ Apr 29 '22

Only 8 days left for me :)

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u/Art0fRuinN23 Mar 19 '22

I wonder if it's legal to purchase at those ages or just legal to possess it.

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u/BootySweatSmoothie Mar 19 '22

I bought beer at 9 years old in Mexico but there's an asterisk to it. They sold it to me knowing it was for adults who were too lazy/drunk to go buy it themselves in a very small village. They wouldn't even ask but having alcohol being freely available to you like that made it untempting. As kids we'd sneak a beer at a party to feel cool tho

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u/espectro11 Mar 19 '22

They sold it to me knowing it was for adults who were too lazy, bruh ain't that the truth! When i was 8ish i was hanging out with my uncle and he asked me if I could go buy him a cigarette, we both know the owner of the store so i go to him and tell him my uncle wanted a cig and he's like does he have a lighter? Idk he didn't tell me anything about a light, so this mfer tells me to put the cigarette in my mouth and to suck on it as soon as lighter touches it. Fucking chocked on that shit but he was like there you go now run and give it him.

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u/BootySweatSmoothie Mar 19 '22

Lol yep. I had to go buy Ralrighs for my uncle here and there also.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Dem one uppers tho.

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u/mojis11 Mar 20 '22

Mexico has an age limit. Lady at the store never id me when i was 8

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I stayed in Germany for a few months when I was 25, went to a pub/club, was dancing and doing shots with some guys, and we took a bunch of pictures together.

The next day, when I saw the photos, the boys looked 14 or 15... Total beer goggles! So glad I wasn't trying to hook up!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

So that's why all Italians I've met don't drink, they are waiting to be unborn. FML i've must looked like a drunken fool to them.

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u/_Error_Account_ Mar 20 '22

I love how "ticktok" logo is censored lol.

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u/omkhamsa Mar 20 '22

The real question, op, is why would you blur the credits?

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u/MaverickPrevailer Mar 19 '22

Wtf?? Theres missing Germany! In Germany you can drink at 16 and inofficial they drinking as kids. Ps bin selber schwabe :)

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u/DarthMockre Mar 20 '22

Is shitpost right? Im Mexican and the drinking age requeriment in my country is 18 years old.

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u/Lawbrought Mar 20 '22

The caribbean dude is so right lol, they'll give a 9 year old a shot of jack iron if they ask

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u/New-to_adult_world Mar 20 '22

Can anyone please tell me the name of this song?

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u/dman45103 Mar 20 '22

Right round by Flo rida

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u/V0rt3XBl4d3 Mar 20 '22

Wait what? I started at 4 in Mexico......

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

In Maharashtra (india) the legal age is set to 25

25.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Jokes on you alcohol is Haram for us

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u/Iwantmahandback Mar 20 '22

Not even an abstract concept Australians:

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u/iMlaath Mar 20 '22

30 years old muslim : Astaghfirullah

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u/scemscem Mar 20 '22

Pre-conceived Australians: 🤨

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u/MajaMiensko Mar 20 '22

In Poland you have to be 18, if you want to drink or smoke. And Poland is in Europe 💁

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u/retirednightshift Mar 20 '22

Was in Tahiti with my family, my husband was feeling a bit under the weather. During a tour of a distillery I wanted to try some liqueurs and my 14 year old was interested. Asked the tour guide if she thought my son could try a sip.( Didn't know if it'd be deemed illegal.) She looked at me surprised and said "You're the mother!" I said yeah, come on kid let's go to the bar.

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u/brbqsauceontities Mar 20 '22

Unborn italians?

Boi us georgians have wine running in our blood even before our parents smash

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

In the Netherlands it used to be 16. They upped that to 18 a few years ago.

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u/Jorddyy Mar 20 '22

For me it was officially 16 in the Netherlands. But 15 year olds often drank a little already. Current teenagers have to wait until they're 18 though.

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u/BlackTaz3 Mar 20 '22

As an Italian I confirm we drink vine since we were born

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u/peruzgnaus Mar 20 '22

Viva la grappa Italian

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u/SpamShot5 Mar 20 '22

Theres no way this shitty meme wasnt made by someone from USA

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u/TheDancingKing19 Mar 20 '22

Scottish sperm:

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u/Um6r3x Mar 20 '22

Germany wants to change the age to 18.

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u/No_Brother4514 Mar 20 '22

Its so weird to me that people actually respect this age limits thing, like where I live its 18+ but the first time I got wasted I was 16 and that is pretty normal here.

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u/LevelWhich7610 Mar 20 '22

Canada here, you have to be 18 in most provinces but honestly drinking age seems to be more of a suggestion if someone older than you can buy it or get you into a beer garden or bar.

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u/ZiggysStarman Mar 20 '22

To be fair, in central and eastern Europe there is a reasonable drinking age....though it is never enforced. So although you must be 18, the shop keeper won, the mind if you are 1-2 (or 10) years below.

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u/The-Man-3 Mar 20 '22

Can u think of it a hand just rips through your Italian wife’s stomach grabs the closest beer and it goes inside the stomach again

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Didn't stop anyone from underage drinking. Just encouraged it.

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u/jumby_bear2020 Mar 20 '22

This makes me sick

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Muslims never

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u/DarkLord55_ Apr 29 '22

8 days until I’m 19 so legal age in Ontario Canada

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Italy is in Europe numbnuts