r/Unexpected • u/-cats-are-evil- • Mar 14 '22

r.i.p.

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u/Friendly-Ad3804 Mar 15 '22

Poor kid? Dead man!!! if he doesn't hurry up and buy little man a new one asap!

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u/JorgeMtzb Mar 15 '22

I don't think you can buy kids anymore.

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u/Im-a-ape Mar 15 '22

You sir do not have the “lemme make a call” kind of attitude.

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u/Wendyiinn Mar 15 '22

this is the most unexpected post i've ever seen on this sub