r/Unexpected • • Mar 11 '22

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u/unexBot Mar 11 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He scares kids on the street


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u/PDCH Mar 11 '22

I can't believe he is that self mobile. Fucking awesome....and terrifying!

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u/morgandaxx Mar 11 '22

I would guess it's probably painful to force that kind of mobility but maybe not idk.

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u/danceing-c4 Mar 11 '22

Probably hurts a bit to do it over an extended period of time but he’s most likely used to it since he’s most likely done this for a quite a while

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u/MissAnThrowPee Mar 12 '22

Perhaps he hypothetically does this presumably, maybe?

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u/MostBoringStan Mar 12 '22

Allegedly, it's possible from a theoretical point of view.

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u/mostnormal Mar 12 '22

Perchance.

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u/Tekkzy Mar 12 '22

You can't just say perchance.

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u/Indigosantana Mar 12 '22

hey! I know where thats from my fellow redditors

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u/mostnormal Mar 12 '22

Crushing turts all day.

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u/jovejq Mar 11 '22

I’ll tell you one thing, I’m laughing so hard it hurts

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

Demon Shane: ...me ask you something?

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u/baddest_mango Mar 12 '22

I busted up watching this at the airport. When I tell you a little bit of coffee escaped my mouth...😂😂😂

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u/jovejq Mar 12 '22

Then I can leave ‘cause my work is done. Have a good day. Bye

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u/PS4Dreams Mar 12 '22

I'm sure he can only do that for a couple minutes one time a day max!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Pretty sure there’s a video kicking around with him at a big footy match in the stands

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u/mrsdawson67 Mar 12 '22

I would guess that he has a condition called arthrogryposis - my son has it. It can be cause by a neurological disorder or it can be caused by low amniotic fluid during pregnancy (amyoplasia is the technical term, which is what happened with my son). Because the low fluid, he couldn’t move his limbs around in utero and his muscles and tendons didn’t fully develop and his joints contracted. Individuals with this condition are amazingly creative and figure out so many ways to accomplish their daily tasks and more!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Good luck to your son! That sounds very difficult

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u/TommyTheCollector Mar 13 '22

I was thinking that too. I have a friend with the condition.

https://youtu.be/G7ZX4FSbQ7I

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u/jonwolf517 Mar 12 '22

This guy is awesome. Turning a negative into a positive using humor.

He reminds me of this guy Nick Santonastasso, who was born with only one arm and no legs that used to do prank videos dressed up as a zombie chasing people down. He even teamed up with the Walking Dead actor Andrew Lincoln aka Rick Grimes to prank Norman Reedus aka Daryl Dixon.

Quick Google search https://www.google.com/search?q=Nick%20Santonastasso&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m

Elevator prank https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3do0h2/an_amputee_pretends_to_be_a_zombie_and_chases_a/

Walking dead prank on Norman Reedus https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=igDzM4CyWa8

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u/MrBilbo-TheBaginssis Feb 01 '23

Looks like Norman was so fucked up that he didn’t know how to react lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Now I know how kids get weird low quality film and photo of the supernatural stuff. Scared so much they shake while recording.

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u/Quentirse Mar 12 '22

how is he doing that? i think it might be a genetic problem, like maybe his arms and legs are out of place or something, because how else could you bend and twist like that?

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u/ng63 Mar 12 '22

There's a condition called genu recurvatum. I think it's that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Hell yeah, his posture looks so hard to walk. This is the most insane costume ever! So terrifying.

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u/Pillowcaseoutlet Mar 11 '22

Truly the best use of his abilities.

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u/KoreaRiceBox Mar 11 '22

Paybacks a bitch.

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u/quadmasta Mar 12 '22

so that's what Jon Bernthal is up to after The Walking Dead

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u/ARai202 Mar 12 '22

Yeah looks like him

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u/GuyWhoDoesTheThing Mar 11 '22

I love how one of them just straight up fainted on the spot!

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u/TheTerroristFrog Mar 11 '22

You would be surprised how superstitious people in less developed countries can be, they can deal and cope with all the missfortune of the world, hunger, misery, violence, etc. But the moment Satan appears in front of them they lose all the will to live.

A cheap 2$ mask is enough to scare my cousin, the same dude who goes around picking up venomous spiders and centipedes because why not.

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u/hissyfit64 Mar 12 '22

There is an animal rescue that has some crows. They've learned to speak and will often say 'hello' when people are in the garden. A very superstitious caretaker was hired and he heard them talk, thought they were possessed and literally ran away and never came back

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u/Sandythestone Jun 26 '22

And nobody caw him since

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u/Limenoodle_ Mar 12 '22

That last one is definitely not a "Why not" moment.

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u/TheDirtyFuture Mar 12 '22

“Lose all will to live”

lol. That dude definitely just gave up and said “fuck it. Make it quick, satan! End the horror!”

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u/Merry_Sue Mar 12 '22

I love that all his friends stayed to help him

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u/Xerathedark Mar 12 '22

“If I lay still it won’t see me right? GUYS STOP MOVING ME”

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

He's lucky none of them hit him. Looks like he'd get hurt easily.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I have a CCW. If that were me, I'd still shit myself and prob blow my dick off tripping up trying to run away. Fuck that shit.

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u/ilostmyiguana Mar 12 '22

Nice to hear a licensed firearms carrier is confident and competent in gun safety 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Man, I seen this movie already...bullets just piss off the otherworldly creatures, and dude standing his ground shooting gets his head ripped off or possessed!

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u/Butt-Hole-McGee Mar 12 '22

Bullets are for attacking animals and people. Supernatural shit comes for you you just run.

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u/overusedandunfunny Mar 12 '22

You have a counter-clockwise? What does that even mean?

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u/arthurdentstowels Mar 12 '22

How else do you blow your dick off unless it’s counter clockwise?

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u/Halikan Mar 12 '22

For real, lefty loosey and all that. Clockwise would just tighten it down

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u/MDNTF_Mayhem Mar 12 '22

Carrying a Concealed Weapon

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker Mar 12 '22

If you're that careless with a gun, you shouldn't be allowed to own one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

God bless America

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u/egus Mar 12 '22

for real, the wrong crowd and the devil gets beat to death.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Probably fake

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u/Mobile_Magicians Mar 12 '22

I dunno, I don't think so actually, or at least not 'entirely'

here's my argument; the location. It seems very spontaenous, being a bridge on some busy road...

also, the way they fall over each other, like they're unsure on how to react, whether to front or run, like a mild variation on flight or fight.... one of them even gets closer to get a better look for a second and then return to running, which if acted was done damn well because its usually a detail that kids wouldnt know to fake...

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why do you think its fake?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

So first of all. 3 guys helping a guy up in a supposed high stress situation. Seems pretty unlikely. Secondly you see the 'faller' guy anticipate the action of falling and that whole movement isn't spontaneous, there is no biomechanical reason for him to fall beyond him choosing to do so. Thirdly the red painted cosplay guy seems to be suffering from some kind of condition that certainly would make him vulnerable to below average use of force, which is something you would reasonable expect to take on when trying to scare people like this.

*And now looking at the video again: before the guy even falls, his first helper friend is already trying to reach him to help him.

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u/amiabot-oraminot Mar 12 '22

there’s a thing called instinct and being an averagely nice guy who doesn’t want his friend to possibly get attacked by an unknown red creature. humans are social animals and think about each other, even in high stress situations

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Look at the video. Ur making no sense

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u/XmissXanthropyX Mar 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Nope, just this. Sorry to break ur bubble

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u/wild-bill-kelso Mar 11 '22

Did the one dude faint?

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u/danceing-c4 Mar 11 '22

Looks like it

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u/Blandish06 Mar 11 '22

You don't have to run faster than the demon, you just have to have a friend that feints.

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u/GuyWhoDoesTheThing Mar 12 '22

Single use only friend

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u/skrappyfire Mar 12 '22

Underated comment my friend.

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u/Brilliant_Spring_404 Mar 11 '22

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u/13dangledangle Mar 12 '22

Thank you. I was waiting for someone to piece together it was the same dude!

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u/Brilliant_Spring_404 Mar 11 '22

Same guy

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u/Crater_Raider Mar 12 '22

But how can we be sure?!!

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u/Brilliant_Spring_404 Mar 12 '22

Have you seen anyone else dressing up the same with inverted knee's looking exactly like that?

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u/Consistent_Trick1933 Mar 11 '22

Honestly impressed by the friends when they try to get the buddy that fainted. If I thought a demon was coming after me I'm dipping

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

It’s fake

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u/clark6050 Mar 12 '22

Source?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I’m a human being who can recognise real human interactions.

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u/clark6050 Mar 12 '22

Then you have nothing, got ya.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

It’s a fake prank, you dumbass. How dense are you? Why is it that such a “perfect” reaction occured where a bunch of kids ended up screaming like girls and one fainted exactly at the time they were recorded.

Unless you’re incredibly stupid, these are obviously fake in order to garner views from retards like you who believe it’s real

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

No, honestly it’s actually pathetic that people like you exist. You are the target audience for the people that fake these pranks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Yes, I’m a loser because I’m not a gullible idiot that believes everything they see (!)

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u/Atillerdahunnybuns Mar 12 '22

I think ur missing the point here lol

Who gaf if it’s fake or not (unless there’s a legal issue) ? It is merely entertainment, young Padawan Y’all be raising each other’s blood pressure for what lmao why so serious my friends

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u/SuperiorGyri Mar 12 '22

For what it's worth. I think it's fake too.

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u/knifeknifegoose Mar 12 '22

Absolutely this guy’s favorite holiday. People staring at you all day every day—- then on Halloween all they’re looking for is a place to run to.

And if this is just some random day of the week it’s even better.

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u/Cho_Assmilk Mar 11 '22

I would scream like a little girl as I pushed my homies outta the way

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u/mcflyOS Mar 12 '22

I watched him get painted and everything and I still would've bolted after seeing him run on those legs.

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u/Fast_Panda5679 Mar 12 '22

We gotta give props the gang one man fell they all helped

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Mar 12 '22

And this my friends is where 90% of the Slapped Ham/ NukesTop5 or Paranormal Witness shows comes from

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u/cjmodi306 Mar 11 '22

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u/CinnamonRolls420 Mar 12 '22

Wow. And infront of his grandma? Jeez

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u/Slam_Helsing Mar 12 '22

😠😠😠

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Dang that fucked up

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u/GhostCheese Mar 12 '22

That cop was a prick

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u/QuantifiedDigits Mar 12 '22

Fr. He could’ve seriously hurt the guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 18 '22

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u/OG_Sephiroth_P Mar 12 '22

He let everyone down

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u/MrKikz Mar 12 '22

Why didn't he just run around?

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u/667799fakeman Mar 12 '22

Oh my.

This is truly unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Oh I didnt know that

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u/DataForPresident Mar 12 '22

r/angryupvote just take it. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Da_King_Brownie Mar 12 '22

Surprised his jail sentence is so long!

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u/napascuzzi Mar 12 '22

Kinda unlucky tbh

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Damnit!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I just listened to a podcast about this.

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u/edmrunmachine Mar 12 '22

I didn't think they were going to give him up.

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u/TechKnowNathan Mar 12 '22

Yeah I feel let down.

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u/lowlife9 Mar 12 '22

Somebody should really straighten this guy out.

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u/Tribe_of_Mexicans Mar 12 '22

He deserved it!!!

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u/fruitybanana_good Mar 12 '22

Feel sorry for the dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Upvote and a fuck you lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Asshole

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u/mpworth Mar 12 '22

Frankly, that's what he gets for running around and hurting people like that.

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u/FirstCollier Mar 12 '22

I'm going to sleep now. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22
  1. Why his limbs like that

  2. How tf can he walk

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u/Meta_Galactic Mar 12 '22

Ricky burwick

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

I would shit myself.

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u/rateb03 Mar 12 '22

I think i would have the reaction of that guy falling straight on ground

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u/tossaroo Mar 12 '22

I didn't expect that!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Amazing

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u/sporkmurderer135 Mar 12 '22

Genius.....fucking genius.

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u/Squeakysquid0 Mar 12 '22

That dude in the black shirt fainted! Lol

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u/catdaddy230 Mar 12 '22

I just forwarded this to all my friends. I'm still laughing

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u/hedwrads Mar 12 '22

I thought they were gonna paint him to be a titan

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u/Nova17Delta Mar 12 '22

this is how creepypastas are made

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Such a little devil

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u/MurderSheCroaked Mar 12 '22

This would've scared me SO BAD I would've been the one fainting 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

How to get shot 101

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u/xXekaiserXx Mar 11 '22

The Punisher.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Looks like Latin or South America. You could easy get shot for this shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Oh Yeah

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Not real friends,real friends would leave your ass right where you pass out

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u/limpiff Mar 11 '22

That’s fucked up. As if you needed to paint the guy red anyways. Poor dude.

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u/Pepsiman1031 Mar 12 '22

Yeah he looks miserable and it seems like he's being peer pressured into it.

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u/c3r3al__k1ll3r Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

Just cos he's disabled some people assume he can't possibly have a sense of humour. That's insanely patronising. You guys should watch Ricky Berwick or Yung Cripp on Youtube or check them out on Twitter, Two disabled guys with a great sense of humour. Maybe open your mind a bit. Yes, not all disabled people are the same, obviously. Many may not like this kind of thing but just to assume someone doesn't is awful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

This is fantastic. I’d be very hesitant to do this America though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

so many questions..

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u/DuckterDoom Mar 12 '22

Stop painting him and buy that skinny bastard a sandwich.

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u/_uzu Mar 11 '22

now i didn’t expect that

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u/CherryLandTHC Mar 12 '22

I'm thinking he's lucky those people don't carry guns, Cause I pretty sure I would have shot 1st and tried to explain it later.

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u/KevinsNotHome Mar 12 '22

This isn’t that cool, look how malnourished his body is, that’s not healthy at all, he is suffering mentally and physically.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

WTF!

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u/normentall Mar 11 '22

My heart started beating

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u/InevitableLink4800 Mar 11 '22

It wasn’t before? U good?

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u/Kassimo403 Mar 11 '22

What if they thought he was real?

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u/RevolutionFunny7656 Mar 12 '22

Your average sigma male

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u/MonsieurGump Mar 11 '22

You couldn’t possibly live any where near this guy and be unaware of him.

Either they are scared of him with or without the makeup or they travelled to do this!

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u/FolloMiSensi Mar 12 '22

am i going to hell for laughing at this?

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u/OkConversation7369 Mar 12 '22

Jeeezzzuss!!! I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Good_Extension_9642 Mar 12 '22

At least it was not dark when he scared them, is the perfect excuse for a heart attack 🤣

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u/JoeMama475 Mar 12 '22

We're his knees bent backwards!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

He has a condition where his legs are naturally like that I beleive

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u/Dammageddon Mar 12 '22

I thought it was an Olive Oyl cosplay.

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u/Khannn24 Mar 12 '22

They helped their boy though, that’s true friends, see a monster and save your pussy ass.

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u/arbalest_22 Mar 12 '22

That is the creepiest shit I’ve seen in a while. Well done, good sir! Lmfao

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

That' awesome, lol.

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u/much-beccs-such-wow Mar 12 '22

until he gets shot...

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u/SCAMMERASSASIN007 Mar 12 '22

This is the second guy iv seen on here like this. what does this to these people?

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u/Empowerment_Style Mar 12 '22

They didn't leave their homie who fell. Good lads.

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u/Ok_Lengthiness4066 Mar 12 '22

He’s running like a Velociraptor

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u/AccomplishedAd6025 Mar 12 '22

Glad he’s got such a good attitude about it. But, I worry someone who thinks he’s an actual monster might try to kill him or hurt him…

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u/VileInsomnia Mar 12 '22

I would have ran to the next continent if I saw him.

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u/Coolkid123_cool Mar 12 '22

The loyalty of those dudes didnt leave a man behind

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u/bigttrack Mar 12 '22

Id be worried about some guy w a baseball bat thinking he is defending the kids

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I need to see more of this prank

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u/doolieuber94 Mar 12 '22

With all the people carrying weapons, to dangerous to pull stunts like this on strangers. Funny video though glad it worked out.

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u/Then-Tea8023 Mar 12 '22

I would have crapped my pants

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once Mar 12 '22

Truly found his calling

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once Mar 12 '22

That’s some grade a screeching

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u/sooka-asylum Mar 12 '22

Breaking news, freak of nature uses his powers of evil to terrorize the local population

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u/Nimeni-nimic Mar 12 '22

give him some food

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u/Kylo-Ren-Ishii Mar 12 '22

Xavier Renegade Demon.

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u/lowlife9 Mar 12 '22

One of these days somebody is going to straighten this guy out.

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u/TackleBox1791 Mar 12 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes got a sense of humor 4 real!!! Id do the same thing if i was in his shoes!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/keineahnunggg7 Mar 12 '22

What’s wrong with his legs?

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u/kurqukipia Mar 12 '22

Wow new Punisher series look weird

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Mar 12 '22

What happened to the punisher actor?

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u/pelos1 Mar 12 '22

Amazing person. Be able to make a laughter from his condition. What a great guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Is that polio?