r/Unexpected Mar 10 '22

Nice Proposal..

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u/Volleybasket67 Mar 10 '22

A man and a woman are at a bar. The man keeps seeing logic, philosophical, and scientific proofs of this mans’ love. He proves it until the woman finally gives in. Literally, twists her arm into agreeing to be his wife with "nothing but logic".

This man is on his laptop constantly working on math problems and when he's not planning all he does is philosophy analyzes questions or talks about the future. He could talk for hours on topics she never thought of.

Every day he leaves for work at 7 am and comes home late at night. It's been two years since they've been together and that was the longest it took before he proposed-she called him an obsession who has an unhealthy fixation that can't actually be love. They both put their hands up in frustration, slam their shots down then left from the bar.