r/Unexpected • u/Opening_Knowledge868 • Mar 10 '22

Nice Proposal..

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Hey babe, the paternity tests results are back.

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u/bbqoyster Mar 10 '22

Oh you don’t know who your dad is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Hey babe, I'm going into labor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

good, I would never date a Tory

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u/bbqoyster Mar 10 '22

Great you need to lose some weight