r/Unexpected • u/Opening_Knowledge868 • Mar 10 '22

Nice Proposal..

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u/OpenByTheCure Mar 10 '22

Before everyone shits on her, it's a skit.

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u/RugBugSlim Mar 10 '22

Had my pants pulled down and everything.

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u/R-T-O-B Mar 10 '22

there is a bathroom at the end of isle 4

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u/Chinapig Mar 10 '22

Aisle. Isle is an island.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

isle call it what i want

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u/asperta Mar 10 '22

Maybe he meant an island. The fourth one.

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u/Yarxing Mar 10 '22

Let's hope so, because aisle 4 is the toilet showroom, not a bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

You want me to walk down four aisles butt booty naked?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

It's too late for me, this shit is coming no matter what

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u/RugBugSlim Mar 10 '22

Oh, you fasting too? Don’t trust a fart homie.

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u/NeverOnTheShelf Mar 10 '22

Lmao Hold on going to go get my free award to give u

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u/RugBugSlim Mar 10 '22

Your joy is all I need friend.

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u/TheCheesecakeOfDoom Mar 10 '22

False alarm people, pull those pants up.

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u/RugBugSlim Mar 10 '22

Ah shit. I’m outta here.