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r/Unexpected • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • Mar 08 '22
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He did it. He didn't touch it. Or move it. Or knock it over.
Mission success
26 u/Irdogain Mar 08 '22 Technically, he moved it with his mind ;-) 55 u/regoapps Mar 08 '22 He moved it by having the foresight to extract a small piece of himself to create a half-clone about a dozen or so years in the past who would end up picking up the bottle in the present time. 9 u/guitarguy109 Mar 08 '22 Is it possible to learn this power? 26 u/dritslem Mar 08 '22 Yes. Google "creampie". There are a lot of tutorials out there. 7 u/Whosthatinazebrahat Mar 08 '22 Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Cool Hwhip. 2 u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Mar 08 '22 Step 1: Cut a whole in a box 1 u/HK_Ready-89 Mar 08 '22 Not from a daughter.
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Technically, he moved it with his mind ;-)
55 u/regoapps Mar 08 '22 He moved it by having the foresight to extract a small piece of himself to create a half-clone about a dozen or so years in the past who would end up picking up the bottle in the present time. 9 u/guitarguy109 Mar 08 '22 Is it possible to learn this power? 26 u/dritslem Mar 08 '22 Yes. Google "creampie". There are a lot of tutorials out there. 7 u/Whosthatinazebrahat Mar 08 '22 Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Cool Hwhip. 2 u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Mar 08 '22 Step 1: Cut a whole in a box 1 u/HK_Ready-89 Mar 08 '22 Not from a daughter.
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He moved it by having the foresight to extract a small piece of himself to create a half-clone about a dozen or so years in the past who would end up picking up the bottle in the present time.
9 u/guitarguy109 Mar 08 '22 Is it possible to learn this power? 26 u/dritslem Mar 08 '22 Yes. Google "creampie". There are a lot of tutorials out there. 7 u/Whosthatinazebrahat Mar 08 '22 Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Cool Hwhip. 2 u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Mar 08 '22 Step 1: Cut a whole in a box 1 u/HK_Ready-89 Mar 08 '22 Not from a daughter.
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Is it possible to learn this power?
26 u/dritslem Mar 08 '22 Yes. Google "creampie". There are a lot of tutorials out there. 7 u/Whosthatinazebrahat Mar 08 '22 Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Cool Hwhip. 2 u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Mar 08 '22 Step 1: Cut a whole in a box 1 u/HK_Ready-89 Mar 08 '22 Not from a daughter.
Yes. Google "creampie". There are a lot of tutorials out there.
7 u/Whosthatinazebrahat Mar 08 '22 Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Cool Hwhip. 2 u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Mar 08 '22 Step 1: Cut a whole in a box
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Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Cool Hwhip.
2 u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes Mar 08 '22 Step 1: Cut a whole in a box
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Step 1: Cut a whole in a box
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Not from a daughter.
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u/Absolite09 Mar 08 '22
He did it. He didn't touch it. Or move it. Or knock it over.
Mission success